International Bon Vivant and Raconteur (nick_kaufmann) wrote,
International Bon Vivant and Raconteur

Because "A Day Without Megan Fox" Successfully Restored the Balance of the Universe

Welcome to September 9--A Day Without Cats Online.

That's right, there will be no keyboard cats or LOLCats today. Maru won't be sliding into any boxes. No engineers will present their guides to the cat. No kittens will pop in and out of a tissue box, nor will they fall asleep standing up, meow adorably for five more minutes in bed, or declare today to be Caturday. There will be no ceiling cat, meant-to-do-that cat, or monorail cat.

Today, Schrödinger's cat is all dead.

At last, the LOLDogs can rise up and take their rightful place in the world with grammatically correct and properly spelled Internet humor! Bwahahahabark!
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