Take a good look at the subtitle on the cover. Can you read it? Yes, this is real. Don't let the flan on the cover fool you, either -- it's not just for making creamy dessert toppings! Here's a sample recipe:
ALMOST WHITE RUSSIAN
2 oz Vodka
1 oz Coffee liqueur
1/2 oz semen
cream or milk
Pour vodka, semen and coffee liqueur over ice cubes and top up the glass with milk or cream.
Still not quite feeling queasy enough? Never fear! Natural Harvest has just the thing:
MAN MADE OYSTERS
Cleaned oyster shells
Chilled fresh semen, the more the better
Lemon and pepper garnish
First clean the oyster shells in cold water. Do not use soap since the shell easily absorbs the nasty taste of soap. Spoon the chilled, fresh semen into each shell. Serve simply on ice with just a squeeze of fresh lemon and maybe a grind of black pepper.
Chef's note: A true semen connoisseur might forego the lemon and pepper in favor of the non-adulterated semen flavor.
Yeah, that should do it. You're welcome, Internet!
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