International Bon Vivant and Raconteur (nick_kaufmann) wrote,
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Caption Contest Results

What better time to announce the results of the latest caption contest than the opening day of the movie version of Sparklegasm Twilight? Once again, you've all outdone yourselves bringing the funny. Choosing was hard but, like having to decide between a handsome teenage vampire and a handsome teenage werewolf, only one can win, marry you, and father your half-vampire baby.



THE WINNER
"Look, I went along with your little vampire RPG, but I am NOT going to pretend to believe in Ents, too!" - angielabrie

THE RUNNERS-UP
"If I just hide up here in this tree she won't see me, no one ever looks up. . . Crap." - horrorofitall

"So... you can climb trees. You're right, that's pretty damn magic. I'm totally taking off my pants now." - julia_sevin

"Guess what I'm standing on? A big pile of dead girls from the Hot Topic appearance." - nihilistic_kid

"Guess where the middle branch is hiding?" - haceldama

Congratulations, angielabrie, on providing the best caption! The prize? Your first kiss from a real live boy! OMG!
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