The suggested captions were all great -- though there was a surprising lack of Mel Brooks jokes; I mean, just look at Palin's father! -- so it was very hard to choose a winner. Here, at last, are the results:
"Is...is your daughter wearing shoulder pads?" - pabba
"If they don't get their hands off me, I will kill them both while they sleep." - vschanoes
"You were awesome on 30 ROCK!" - burger_eater
"With the soul of this child, the pact is complete." "See you at midnight." - xlnyc
Congratulations, pabba! As I said, it's not a real contest, there's no actual prize, but you get to feel really good about yourself as a witty individual in front of the 400 or so people who read this blog!
Good work, everyone who played!