International Bon Vivant and Raconteur (nick_kaufmann) wrote,
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Hollywood, At Creative Loss, Decides to Remake One Movie Still Left Unremade

You know, I've written about so many forthcoming remakes here that I can't even remember if I already mentioned this one.

Michael De Luca has partnered with Alison Rosenzweig and Michael Gaeta to develop a big-screen remake of the 1987 Mickey Rourke supernatural thriller Angel Heart, Variety reported.

Yeah. That's right. Angel Heart. Get ready for Shia Labeouf as Harry Angel, Nicolas Cage as Louis Cyphre, and Raven-Symoné as Epiphany Proudfoot (the irony!). Or maybe they'll go in a different direction with Seth Rogen as Harry, Steve Carrell as Louis, and Leslie Mann as Epiphany (she doesn't actually have to be black, right?). Or how about Owen Wilson, Matthew McConaughey and Kate Hudson? Rockin'! I can't wait to see a shirtless Louis Cyphre windsurfing off the Gulf coast of Louisiana!

Idiots.
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