But here's the funniest thing.
President Bush may be quite literally phoning it in, but Vice President Cheney, the only politician with a lower approval rating than Bush's, has left the fucking country!
Fred Thompson, the world's most boring speaker, is scheduled to speak tonight with Joseph Lieberman, the world's second most boring speaker. They really should have kept Rudy Giuliani on the schedule for tonight instead of dumping (or bumping) him in favor of Thompson. At least Giuliani doesn't sound like a mumbling somnambulist.
Be back later to let you know what I think of the speeches. Who knows, maybe Thompson will actually rile up the crowd and...Zzzzzzzzzz....