International Bon Vivant and Raconteur (nick_kaufmann) wrote,
International Bon Vivant and Raconteur

Hollywood Shoots Self in Head, Finds Way to Fuck Own Bullet Hole

I couldn't even believe this news item at first. I thought it was either a joke or a typo. But then I remembered Hollywood has a long history of hack-directed, quickie sequels that have no understanding of the original (2002's American Psycho 2: All American Girl springs to mind), and my heart sank into a morass of despair and rage. Well, a deeper morass of despair and rage than I normally exist in.

Screen Daily reports that S. DARKO, the sequel to Richard Kelly’s cult genre-blender DONNIE DARKO, begins shooting May 18 for the Silver Nitrate and Newmarket Capital companies. Kelly isn’t involved in the $10-million follow-up, but THE RING’s Daveigh Chase is back as Donnie’s little sister Samantha, now 18, who goes on a road trip with her best friend Corey. Along the way, they become tormented by strange visions. Directing is Chris Fisher of NIGHTSTALKER and RAMPAGE: THE HILLSIDE STRANGLER MURDERS, who said in a statement, “I am a great admirer of Richard Kelly’s film and hope to create a similar world of blurred fantasy and reality.” Adds Simon Crowe, whose British sales company Velvet Octopus will be selling the movie at Cannes, “I think there is a new generation of cinemagoers who will be very excited to see this film. Donnie’s not in it, but there are meteorites and rabbits.” Fox, which released DONNIE DARKO on DVD, has already snagged the North American rights to the film, which also stars Ed (100 FEET) Westwick, Briana Evigan and Justin (THE INVISIBLE) Chatwin.

I don't even know where to start, except to say, new generation of cinemagoers? Donnie Darko came out in 2001, for fuck's sake! It's only been 7 years!

You gotta love that line about meteorites and rabbits, too. It's like saying you're going to make a sequel to King Kong that doesn't actually have a giant ape in it but does feature the Empire State Building.
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