International Bon Vivant and Raconteur (nick_kaufmann) wrote,
International Bon Vivant and Raconteur


39. 30-fucking-9. I swear I must have miscounted somewhere. Surely I'm only 29? I don't feel 39. I'm told I don't look 39.

I do, however, most definitely feel 39, or maybe even older and more crotchety than that, when I see emails like this:

dear horror writers association,

im a student at uni studying my final year, and with my dissertation im discussing the history of horror and how it has evolved over the decades, i was woundering if someone could shed some light on sum interesting theories about horror as a genre?? and what has changed about horror??

kind reguards [name redacted]

This guy is a senior in university? Kids today! I'd throw my walker at him, but I need it to get to the club for lunch. Why do they always keep it so cold in there? Can't they turn down the air? Now it's too hot!

Anyway, I figure I'd better get used to 39. After all, I plan on turning 39 many more times in the coming years.

Get off my lawn!
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