International Bon Vivant and Raconteur (nick_kaufmann) wrote,
International Bon Vivant and Raconteur

People Magazine Hates Me

I guess it's that time of year again because People magazine has named its newest Sexiest Man Alive. This year, they chose Matt Damon.

Once again, I was totally robbed of the title, AND I placed just below pgtremblay. I'm beginning to think it's a conspiracy, since that's happened every year now. I think Paul's dog Rascal is behind it all with an anonymous letter-writing campaign to keep me down. That pup is sneakier than he looks!
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