The top three winners at the party each got a lovely gift bag filled with valuable prizes. Mine was practically tailor-made for me. It included:
+ a DVD of Gremlins
+ a DVD of Bela Lugosi Meets a Brooklyn Gorilla
+ another Pez dispenser to add to my ever growing collection (all of them were gifts - I don't buy them or even much like the Pez candies)
+ the soundtrack to Borat on CD (song titles include "Throw the Jew Down the Well" and "Grooming Pubis")
+ a dark chocolate candy bar that looks to be from Japan
+ a hideous and emasculating sock purse with little fish on it
And now, to bed, where I shall dream of lithe Mumenschanz wannabes forming shapes from my darkest nightmares. Look, they're coming together to create a giant Scarlett Johansson from The Black Dahlia! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!