Since it's written, directed and performed by friends of mine, the moment they spotted me in the lobby, they knew they had their audience volunteer. Before I could ask what I was volunteering for, they clasped a dog collar around my right arm and told me to make sure the actors can see it when the time comes. And I'd know when the time comes.
They wound up bringing me on stage during one of the scenes that take place in the sex dungeon and told me to lie down on the plastic sheet on the floor. Then Mistress Scarlet (Jennifer Gill, who did an extremely convincing Georgia accent) hiked up her skirt, stood over me and delivered a monologue about how it was the first time she'd ever been asked to pee on someone. It was my moment to shine. I even got a laugh for an off the cuff remark.
She didn't actually pee on me, though. What a ripoff!