June 29th, 2010

Which one of you bitches...?

Another Clash Of the Titans

There was an epic battle last night between me and Mssr. Samsa, a gigantic cockroach found lurking in my bathroom. I was armed with a tissue box and a bottle of Windex, he with his lightning speed and nearly supernatural ability to hide behind hand soap dispensers. In the end, with the help of my secret weapon--a shoe--I emerged victorious.

Fuck you, Mssr. Samsa, this apartment is mine!

Doctor Scissorhands

Hey, kids, do you like Doctor Who? Do you like Johnny Depp? Do you like big-screen movies based on TV shows? Then you're in luck! And by luck I mean stunned confusion!

Sources are reporting that a big screen version of Doctor Who, written by former showrunner Russell T. Davies, is slated for release in 2012. Those same sources are also reporting that Johnny Depp has been confirmed in the iconic role of The Doctor.