|Another Clash Of the Titans
||[Jun. 29th, 2010|09:25 am]
International Bon Vivant and Raconteur
There was an epic battle last night between me and Mssr. Samsa, a gigantic cockroach found lurking in my bathroom. I was armed with a tissue box and a bottle of Windex, he with his lightning speed and nearly supernatural ability to hide behind hand soap dispensers. In the end, with the help of my secret weapon--a shoe--I emerged victorious.
Fuck you, Mssr. Samsa, this apartment is mine!