|A Day Without Megan Fox
||[Jul. 28th, 2009|06:34 pm]
International Bon Vivant and Raconteur
I don't understand Megan Fox, nor those who think she's in any way attractive or talented. As longtime readers know, I've declared this blog a Megan Fox-free zone, because every time her name is mentioned she appears in a puff of sulphur smoke to pout with her collagen lips and overly Botoxed face of a woman three times her age. She's a monster spawned from a nightmarish hellscape who exists only to make me change channels away from the awards shows on which she is inexplicably invited to be presenter.|
So I ask you to please join me and Asylum.com in declaring August 4th an official Day Without Megan Fox.
Won't you please think of the children? Future generations will thank you.