February 24th, 2009


I Won Something in the Shirley Jackson Awards Lottery

And now nihilistic_kid is going to put me -- or at least someone bearing my name -- in one of his trademark depressing porno stories!


Suck it, world!

P.S. As a point of authenticity, I never hold hands on the first date. That's what we're talking about here, right?

P.P.S. I can't wait to show my mom!

P.P.P.S. Over on his blog, nihilistic_kid has opened the floor to volunteers to be in the story with me. No indication yet that it means our two characters will actually be holding hands, though.

P.P.P.P.S. Here's a full list of the lottery winners.