It Wasn't Just My Birthday Yesterday...
...It was also the day the Razzie "winners" were announced! Behold the not-so-surprising results for the worst in motion picture entertainment in 2008:
Worst Picture:
The Love Guru
(A PARAMOUNT RELEASE)
Worst Actor:
Mike Myers
THE LOVE GURU
Worst Actress:
Paris Hilton
THE HOTTIE AND THE NOTTIE
Worst Supporting Actress:
Paris Hilton
REPO: THE GENETIC OPERA
(Weirdly, I think Paris Hilton was one of the LEAST awful things about REPO: THE GENETIC OPERA! -- NK)
Worst Supporting Actor:
Pierce Brosnan
MAMMA MIA!
(Ouch! Sure, he can't sing, but it's not like Brosnan is that bad an actor! -- NK)
Worst Screen Couple:
Paris Hilton
AND EITHER
Christine Lakin
OR
Joel David Moore
THE HOTTIE AND THE NOTTIE
Worst Prequel,Remake, Rip-off or Sequel
(Combined Category for 2008):
Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of The Crystal Skull
Worst Director:
Uwe Boll
1968: TUNNEL RATS,
IN THE NAME OF THE KING: A DUNGEON SIEGE TALE,
AND POSTAL
Worst Screenplay:
The Love Guru
WRITTEN BY MIKE MYERS & GRAHAM GORDY
Worst Career Achievement:
Uwe Boll
Looks like Mike Myers, Paris Hilton and Uwe Boll pretty much swept the Razzies. Which is weird, because one of those three is actually a talented writer/comedian. So glad I missed The Love Guru, though. It looked awful just from the commercials.
Anyway, keep trying, guys who made the Meet the Spartans and Disaster Movie movies. You'll win your Razzies yet!
Worst Picture:
The Love Guru
(A PARAMOUNT RELEASE)
Worst Actor:
Mike Myers
THE LOVE GURU
Worst Actress:
Paris Hilton
THE HOTTIE AND THE NOTTIE
Worst Supporting Actress:
Paris Hilton
REPO: THE GENETIC OPERA
(Weirdly, I think Paris Hilton was one of the LEAST awful things about REPO: THE GENETIC OPERA! -- NK)
Worst Supporting Actor:
Pierce Brosnan
MAMMA MIA!
(Ouch! Sure, he can't sing, but it's not like Brosnan is that bad an actor! -- NK)
Worst Screen Couple:
Paris Hilton
AND EITHER
Christine Lakin
OR
Joel David Moore
THE HOTTIE AND THE NOTTIE
Worst Prequel,Remake, Rip-off or Sequel
(Combined Category for 2008):
Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of The Crystal Skull
Worst Director:
Uwe Boll
1968: TUNNEL RATS,
IN THE NAME OF THE KING: A DUNGEON SIEGE TALE,
AND POSTAL
Worst Screenplay:
The Love Guru
WRITTEN BY MIKE MYERS & GRAHAM GORDY
Worst Career Achievement:
Uwe Boll
Looks like Mike Myers, Paris Hilton and Uwe Boll pretty much swept the Razzies. Which is weird, because one of those three is actually a talented writer/comedian. So glad I missed The Love Guru, though. It looked awful just from the commercials.
Anyway, keep trying, guys who made the Meet the Spartans and Disaster Movie movies. You'll win your Razzies yet!