November 28th, 2008

Me

New Caption Contest

Recent photos have surfaced of Kristen Stewart, the star of Twilight, smoking pot with her boyfriend on her front steps in L.A., and you know what that means: It's time for another Twilight-themed caption contest!



"Heh heh, this will totally piss Edward off! What do you think of your precious Bella now, vampire boy? *cough, cough, cough* Dude, I am wasted. And I totally forgot to wear my purity ring, if you know what I mean."

Think you can do better? I bet you can! Leave captions in the comments and I'll choose the best one in a few days' time. As always, the only prize is bragging rights and some stoned fumblings on the couch with a movie star.