Recent photos have surfaced of Kristen Stewart, the star of
Twilight, smoking pot with her boyfriend on her front steps in L.A., and you know what
that means: It's time for another
Twilight-themed caption contest!

"Heh heh, this will totally piss Edward off! What do you think of your precious Bella now, vampire boy? *cough, cough, cough* Dude, I am
wasted. And I totally forgot to wear my purity ring, if you know what I mean."
Think you can do better? I bet you can! Leave captions in the comments and I'll choose the best one in a few days' time. As always, the only prize is bragging rights and some stoned fumblings on the couch with a movie star.