||[Oct. 13th, 2008|10:25 pm]
International Bon Vivant and Raconteur
I've been dreadfully sick since Saturday night. All I can do is lie on the couch and watch an average of 10 hours of TV a day. No joke. I have no idea where the hours go, only that the TV has barely been off for the past two days. It's like white noise.
To whit, I just watched most of an episode of The Hills before I realized what I was doing. If I come to you one day begging to know if Audrina winds up with Corey or Justin, please do me -- and the world -- a favor and shoot me in the head.
But only after you tell me.
In other OMG TV news, I already mentioned that Heroes is turning into a Veronica Mars reunion show with both Veronica and Weevil on it now, but tonight's episode was a veritable reunion of The Wire, with both Marlo Stanfield and Bubbles. Nice! Isn't another Wire alum currently on the new 90210? I smell crossover!
As for True Blood? Werecollie.
Anyway, I'm clearly feverish and delusional. Would someone like to finish writing this novel for me?