August 14th, 2008

Respek!

Disgruntled Democrats Unite

After seeing the crazy-eyed cultists of PUMA PAC and Just Say No Deal on TV, I've decided that I too am really, really angry that the person I wanted to be the Democratic Party's presidential nominee didn't win.

And so I have decided to stand in solidarity against the tyranny of Howard Dean and the Democratic National Party and refuse to vote for Barack Obama if he walks out of the convention as the nominee!

IT'S MIKE GRAVEL OR NOTHING!!!

He's in it to win it, people.