January 24th, 2008


Democratic Field Whittled By One

Rep. Dennis Kucinich will announce he is abandoning his long shot bid for the White House in a news conference Friday, his campaign confirms to CNN.

To tell you the truth, I forgot he was even in the race. Oh well, now he can focus on being a Congressman for Ohio and sleeping with his unbelievably beautiful wife.

This leaves Clinton, Obama, Gravel (!) and Edwards on the Democratic side. With Edwards tanking, we can probably expect to see him bow out after the February 5 Super Tuesday primaries (unless he garners a few surprise wins) and throw his weight behind Obama.