November 22nd, 2006

Godzilla Breath

Fuck You, M.T.A.

I'd like to take this opportunity to wish the M.T.A. a hearty fuck you for not getting me home until 3:30 this morning. It seemed like every train I was on had a problem -- it was either rerouted or terminating at some random station it shouldn't even be going to -- and I wound up taking no less than five trains (a 7, a 6, a D, an F and a G) before finally getting home. Fuck you very much, M.T.A.

(Remember when Al Goldstein had his cable access show "Midnight Blue", and over the years he started showing fewer and fewer porn clips so that he'd have more time to rant and yell "fuck you" at whoever or whatever was bothering him that week? That's how I feel today.)

Happy Thanksgiving.