September 21st, 2006


My Long Lost Demo Tape

The only reason this didn't take off was because our band name, The Plastic Kaufmann Experience Band Project, was too long to fit on the cassette. I say "our" but really it was all me. I played all the instruments on each song. Not recorded separately on different tracks, either. That's for pussies. I ran from instrument to instrument in the studio while we were recording. That's why the title song, "Slap It!", only has a drumbeat every 1.5 minutes.

Anyway, it was too real for the music industry. They couldn't handle my realness. So that's why I'm not a rock star now.