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September 12th, 2006

Stop Calling! [Sep. 12th, 2006|11:18 am]
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My phone has been ringing off the hook for the past week with those fucking prerecorded political phone calls asking me to vote for someone. Not only do they make me not want to vote, they seriously tempt me to go all Guy Fawkes on their Senatorial asses.

Thanks to the magic of Caller ID, though, I at least know when not to pick up the phone ("Out of Area" is a big clue, as is, weirdly, "Nevada"). Of course, I still have to clear out my voicemail afterward, so I can't even call that a win.

I can't wait for Primary Day to be over so they'll leave me the hell alone.
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Dakota Fanning: The Lindsay Lohan of 2016? [Sep. 12th, 2006|03:07 pm]
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The latest issue of Pedophile Weekly, um, I mean Teen Vogue, features a photo spread of Dakota Fanning. Even that guy they thought killed Jon-Benet Ramsey would cringe at how inappropriate the come-hither poses are. Also, is it just me, or does she look deader inside than Kate Moss?

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I'm not one of those "something is wrong with our culture" people, but seriously, something is wrong with our culture. We're starting them on this road way too young.
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