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September 5th, 2006

Stingray [Sep. 5th, 2006|11:33 am]
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I think it's funny that all they were talking about on the cable news shows yesterday were stingrays. Interviewing stingray experts, showing stock footage of them swimming, asking aquarium directors about how dangerous stingrays are, then ignoring the answers when they fall short of "They're bloodthirsty monsters bent on the destruction of the human race!" to ask, "What if they start flying and shooting lasers out of their eyes? How will we protect ourselves then?!"

So I'm thinking it's only a matter of time before there's a Sci-Fi Channel Original Movie.

Stingray: The Beast of Terror Cove

Complete with grainy flashbacks about how a stingray killed Dean Cain's family.
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