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January 14th, 2006

The butt is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world. [Jan. 14th, 2006|10:54 am]
International Bon Vivant and Raconteur
Here's that meme people are doing. Except instead of using my name or the names of friends, I thought it would be funny to substitute the word "butt". Because I'm twelve.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Butt!

  1. Butt can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid.

  2. If you put a drop of liquor on butt, it will go mad and sting itself to death!

  3. Over 46,000 pieces of butt float on every square mile of ocean.

  4. Butt can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast!

  5. Butt was named after Butt the taxi driver in Frank Capra's 'It's a Wonderful Life'.

  6. The international dialling code for butt is 672!

  7. Worldwide, butt is the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects!

  8. Butt is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world.

  9. When butt is swallowed, it will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes!

  10. The state nickname of Iowa is 'The butt state'.

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