| The butt is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world. |
[Jan. 14th, 2006|10:54 am]
International Bon Vivant and Raconteur
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Here's that meme people are doing. Except instead of using my name or the names of friends, I thought it would be funny to substitute the word "butt". Because I'm twelve.
- Butt can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid.
- If you put a drop of liquor on butt, it will go mad and sting itself to death!
- Over 46,000 pieces of butt float on every square mile of ocean.
- Butt can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast!
- Butt was named after Butt the taxi driver in Frank Capra's 'It's a Wonderful Life'.
- The international dialling code for butt is 672!
- Worldwide, butt is the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects!
- Butt is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world.
- When butt is swallowed, it will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes!
- The state nickname of Iowa is 'The butt state'.
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