International Bon Vivant and Raconteur (nick_kaufmann) wrote,
International Bon Vivant and Raconteur

Quitting You...Glock-Style!

With Brokeback Mountain's Golden Globe win last night for Best Picture (Drama) and a projected Oscar win on the horizon, not to mention its critical and commercial success, it's only a matter of time before corporate synergy brings us the ubiquitous video game. But since cowboying and canoodling don't make for an exciting game that will sell millions of units to the lucrative teen and twenty-something market, there will be a few changes:


Developer: Proulx Games

Publisher: McMurtry Universal Games

Genre: Shooter

Console: Xbox

Game Rating: M (Mature)
Blood and Gore, Intense Violence, Sexual Themes, Strong Language, Use of Drugs


After getting bucked nine times and left for dead by his spurned wife Alma, Ennis Del Mar climbs from the jaws of death to exact revenge on a world that tried to keep him down. Working with his G-Unit soldiers—Lloyd Banks, Tony Yayo, and Young Buck—Ennis takes on the most powerful gangs and crime syndicates in the city, uncovering a homophobic criminal conspiracy linked with international terrorists. This gritty urban action game also stars Eminem as Detective McVicar and Dr. Dre as street-wise war veteran Grizz.

+ Intense action: Take down enemies with more than 25 dramatic counter-kill moves.

+ Huge arsenal: Clip up with a massive stash of weapons, from heaters to launchers.

+ Complex strategy: Grab enemies as body shields or coax valuable information out of them.

+ Interactive environments: Grab anything with wheels as mobile cover and use strategic cover tactics and evasive rolls to stay alive while the shells fly.

+ Integrated soundtrack: Get the largest collection of 50 Cent, Kanye West and Obie Trice music and videos, including new exclusive tracks and freestyles from Ice Cube.

+ Classic Arcade Mode: Compete for bragging rights.

+ Movie-quality production: Over 60 minutes of cinematics bring this blood-drenched masterpiece to life.

+ Multi-level playability: After cleaning the streets of the city in Level 1, Level 2 arms Ennis with advanced weaponry and an elite squad of Marines to take the battle to the heart of the Strogg home planet to become Earth's only hope for victory, while Level 3 pits Ennis against the all-powerful White Witch in Narnia.
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