Monday, September 14th, 2009

"Worship him, bitches!"

Oh, True Blood, I hate when you leave me hanging. Especially when your cliffhanger is more interesting in its five-second action than I found this season's major story arc to be.

After an incredibly strong start, and a plotline that brought the marvelous Alexander Skarsgard to the forefront as Eric, things burned out fast on the Maryann front, at least for me. Michelle Forbes was great in the role, but the problem, at least as I saw it, was that the whole maenad story arc was one of diminishing returns, until by the end we had a cliché ritual scene right out of a 1980s direct-to-video horror movie about Satanism and a villain who suddenly can't tell the difference between a god she's trying to summon and a shapeshifting human that she's desperate to kill as a sacrifice--a bait and switch the show had actually done already just a few episodes earlier when Jason (Ryan Kwanten, who continues to steal every scene he's in) took a turn pretending to be the horned god. Still, it remained a satisfying end to what I thought was a weak story arc because it at least allowed the characters to do what they do best.

Strangely, we then had fifteen-twenty minutes of character wrap up after the plotline came to an end. And I kind of liked it! The only thing we didn't get to see was Tara (Rutina Wesley) reunited with her troubled mother, and I would have liked to see that, but instead we get Eggs (Mehcad Brooks) who, though an interesting character with potential, was never really given much to do except have his eyes CGI'd black, get it on and do the stabby-stabby, and so it was as if the writers decided to just wrap up his story entirely instead of saving him for some good season three use. A shame.

Then there's Nelsan Allis as Lafayette, who continues to light up the show, and always gets the best lines (like this entry's subject line, spoken during the climactic sacrifice scene)--or at least the best lines that Jason doesn't. Forget Sookie and Bill, how about the Lafayette and Eric show? With lots of guest appearances by Deborah Ann Woll's charmingly messed up teenage vampire Jessica, please!

I'm trying to avoid spoilers here, so I won't go into details about the cliffhanger but it does make me wonder who's involved. Eric? Evan Rachel Wood's Sophie-Ann? Another nutjob from the Fellowship of the Sun? Or maybe some new threat that will take over the season? Time will tell, but I have to admit, I'm already more excited about it than I ever was about the Maryann arc.
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Monday, June 15th, 2009

True Blood

Oh, True Blood, how I've missed you! Watching tonight's second season premiere reminded me why you're one of my new favorite shows -- you just don't stop with the crazy!

Crazy awesome, that is. Vampires, dungeons, shape-shifting thieves forced to have sex with the lady of the house (hot!), aristocrats smacking their butlers, vibrating snake women...the list of awesome never ends!

Seriously, I can't believe how many seeds planted in the first season are blooming now -- far more plot points than I remembered, actually.

And, as I suspected would happen last season, crazy teenage vampire Jessica is fast becoming my new favorite character!

Still, what is up with the big, metal Conan wheel? Maybe "Conan wheel" will be this season's "werecollie" for me.
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Sunday, November 23rd, 2008

Waaaaaaaaaa!

What am I going to do with myself Sunday nights without my beloved True Blood? The season finale ended minutes ago, and I already feel lost.

I hate that that character turned out to be the killer. HATE it! Though the way Sam figured it out was hilarious.

Also, I'm concerned about Lafayette!

Warning: spoilers in comments
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Monday, November 17th, 2008

Sunday Night = HBO

Oh no you DIDN'T, True Blood! Also, that face on the fax? I had a feeling earlier in the episode that that person might be the killer, but I'm still holding out hope it's a red herring. That character is too awesome to be the killer and must continue to be on the show for many more seasons!

The use of Rammstein's song "Du Hast" during the rampaging-German-director scene in tonight's Entourage was inspired! This whole season has only been so-so, in my opinion, but that one scene nearly made it all worthwhile. Clearly they need more Johnny Drama. Only he can save this show!

Summer Heights High continues to underwhelm me.

In other HBO news, Big Love and Flight of the Conchords are coming back in January! Squee with me, fellow TV Nerds!
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Monday, October 6th, 2008

Sunday Night HBO Craziness

Oh no you DIDN'T, True Blood! If you're going to end with that, at least give me some ceiling hook sex first to soften the blow!

Also, I'm done with The Life and Times of Tim. It's terrible. I actually deleted it from my DVR's series manager while I was watching tonight's episode.
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Monday, September 29th, 2008

If It's Sunday, I Must Be Watching HBO

HBO premiered two new programs tonight after True Blood and Entourage.

The first was Little Britain USA. I just spent this past summer watching Little Britain on DVD, and I loved it. Smart, surreal sketch comedy not just with recurring characters but also progressing storylines, which I'd never seen before in this kind of format. Now it's been transplanted with the same cast (minus Anthony Stewart Head, it seems) to the U.S. Some of the classic characters are back -- Lou and his not-really-handicapped friend Andy, the Fat Fighters lady, the annoying Vicky Pollard, the transvestite Emily Howard, Sebastian the Prime Minister's aide, the mean receptionist -- as well as some new ones like the eighth man on the moon, the crazy woman whose dog tells her to do things, and the two workout junkies, but there was a strange feeling of "what's the point?" throughout the episode. I don't think Little Britain needs to be transplanted to the U.S., and in fact it feels a bit watered down because of it. I hear the second episode is actually much better, so that's a little heartening. And it's always nice to hear Doctor Who Tom Baker's voice. We'll see if it shapes up.

The second, The Life and Times of Tim, seemed dead on arrival. I didn't like the animation style at all, and the idea seems repetitive: put Tim in an awkward situation and make it worse because of his inaction, while his girlfriend impatiently taps her foot. I don't see this becoming anything worthwhile unless they introduce a progressing storyline instead of just one-off sketches about some predicament Tim has gotten himself into. Frankly, I'm surprised HBO greenlighted this one while passing on Preacher and abruptly canceling the planned second season of Tell Me You Love Me. This seems like HBO Lite.

(By the way, a distinct lack of ceiling hooks on this week's episode of True Blood. Also, now I think Sam is a werecollie again.)
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Sunday, September 21st, 2008

True Blood is Being Sneaky

Wait, so Sam isn't a werecollie? What the...?
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Sunday, September 7th, 2008

True Blood

That was so good! Much better than I expected it to be, actually. Funny, cute, scary, sexy -- everything I look for in a woman tv show. And I had no idea it was going to be so sexually explicit! It was like Tell Me You Love Me but with vampires and bondage, and without the distracting testicle shots. Bonus!

Anna Paquin does a great job as Sookie Stackhouse, the telepathic waitress with a porn star's name. (By the way, the vampires aren't the speculative element here. The fact that Sookie is perky and cute and no one ever asks her out is.) The rest of the characters are well drawn, but a little archetypal right now: the adorable old grandma, the gay cook at the restaurant where Sookie works who has a snap for every occasion, the sassy black best friend, the horndog brother who's always getting himself in trouble. But I suspect they'll develop more complexity over time. Also, I suspect the guy who runs the restaurant is actually some kind of werecollie!

But the weak link so far, at least for me, is Billy, the vampire Sookie is smitten with. So handsome. So brooding. So...*yawn*. I get that you don't want to make your vampire the life of the party, nor do you want to make him Quasimodo ugly or mentally challenged, since he's supposed to be the romantic lead, but the whole gorgeous brooding vampire hunk thing is getting old. At least for me, but admittedly I'm not the target audience for that particular trope. Also, I'm jealous of his hair. There, I said it!

I'll definitely be tuning in again. The TV Nerd says: Take a bite, you might like it! (Okay, that was lame.)
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