International Bon Vivant and Raconteur (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} nick_kaufmann) wrote,@ 2008-12-01 17:06:00 |
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Caption Contest Results
I guess we were all getting high on the front steps of Twilight star Kristen Stewart's house, because all the captions you guys came up with for the latest contest were hilarious! Why do you keep making it so hard for me to choose? If only there were something I could do to take the edge off and mellow out!
THE WINNER
"Check it out, even that homeless dude on the corner is sparkling...thanks to angel dust." -nihilistic_kid
THE RUNNERS-UP
"*Puff* How much of this shit do I have to smoke before Twilight makes sense?" -seferin
"If I still remember the reviews after this, I'm going to make you buy me more smack." -readingthedark
"Are you sure this shit works better than beer goggles? I have to kiss Mr. Fucking Sparklycorpse for two more films." -godofchickens
Congratulations,nihilistic_kid, on providing the best caption! All your hard work and perseverance through numerous caption contests has paid off! And your prize? Stoned fumblings on the couch with a movie star! By which I mean Kristen Stewart, not the movie star of your choice. Just pray she doesn't slip her purity ring back on!
I guess we were all getting high on the front steps of Twilight star Kristen Stewart's house, because all the captions you guys came up with for the latest contest were hilarious! Why do you keep making it so hard for me to choose? If only there were something I could do to take the edge off and mellow out!
THE WINNER
"Check it out, even that homeless dude on the corner is sparkling...thanks to angel dust." -
nihilistic_kidTHE RUNNERS-UP
"*Puff* How much of this shit do I have to smoke before Twilight makes sense?" -
seferin"If I still remember the reviews after this, I'm going to make you buy me more smack." -
readingthedark"Are you sure this shit works better than beer goggles? I have to kiss Mr. Fucking Sparklycorpse for two more films." -
godofchickensCongratulations,
nihilistic_kid, on providing the best caption! All your hard work and perseverance through numerous caption contests has paid off! And your prize? Stoned fumblings on the couch with a movie star! By which I mean Kristen Stewart, not the movie star of your choice. Just pray she doesn't slip her purity ring back on!
