International Bon Vivant and Raconteur ([info]nick_kaufmann) wrote,
@ 2007-12-18 15:28:00
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BANNED!
I went by the video store today to do some managerial stuff, and while I was there, someone put a DVD through the slot in the door.

Let me explain something so you understand just why this is a bad thing to do. We're a small store. We usually only have one employee on at a time. The slot in the door does not lead to a big bin like it does at Blockbuster that is eventually emptied by an employee working the floor. We put a bag under the slot when we're closed, so people can return movies during off hours, but there's no bag when we're open. When we're open, we expect customers to actually come inside and hand the movie to a real-life human being. If they put it through the slot while we're open, it falls to the hard tile floor.

This has happened enough times, especially since the close of our neighborhood Blockbuster, that it's started to make us all cranky. We'll usually try to catch the person who did it and tell them to only use the slot when we're closed. Most of the time, they apologize and it never happens again. A small number do it again, repeatedly in fact, because they're lazy or stupid or afraid of their late fees, but generally people understand that the whole world isn't exactly like a store they used to go to and sometimes you need to readjust your habits.

Today, someone put a movie through the slot in the door. M., who was working today, opened the door and called after him to get his attention and let him know not to do that when we're open.

At which point, the guy, who barely stopped walking, turns around, flips her off and says, "Suck my dick!"

Really.

There are assholes everywhere, and it seems like there are more every day who feel entitled to do whatever they want whenever they want without consequence, but I take consolation in knowing that people like him get what's coming to them in the end. In his case, what came to him was me writing the giant word BANNED on his account.

It takes a lot to be banned from a video store. In fact, we've only banned a small handful of customers in the three years I've been there, mostly for the same thing: being mean or rude to the employees. Now they can never rent from us again. And we're the only game in town.

So keep this in mind, folks. Be nice to your local retail employees. They have more power to affect your life than you think.




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[info]farklebarkle
2007-12-18 08:52 pm UTC (link)
So what happens if he walks in again and tries to rent...?

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[info]suricattus
2007-12-18 08:55 pm UTC (link)
He gets et.

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[info]nick_kaufmann
2007-12-18 08:59 pm UTC (link)
He will be informed that he is banned from the store. He will be told why. And then he will be et!

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[info]livia_llewellyn
2007-12-18 09:03 pm UTC (link)
Make sure he understands that he's banned both from renting movies AND from dick-sucking. FOREVER!

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[info]sclerotic_rings
2007-12-18 11:47 pm UTC (link)
But would you take his dog away to make sure that this is the case?

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Hoo. Ray.
[info]haceldama
2007-12-18 08:57 pm UTC (link)
Good for you, Nick. It's not just this false sense of entitlement that a lot of people walk around with, it's the idea that no one need be responsible for the consequences of their actions any longer -- the word "accountability" has lost all meaning. I'll be curious to see how quickly an apology arrives...or a silly lawsuit. Either way, good for you.

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Re: Hoo. Ray.
[info]nick_kaufmann
2007-12-18 09:01 pm UTC (link)
There will be no apology from this guy. He strikes me as a complete douche.

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Re: Hoo. Ray.
[info]haceldama
2007-12-18 09:14 pm UTC (link)
Doesn't change the fact that you did the right thing. So, again, my hat's off to you.

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Re: Hoo. Ray.
[info]kelliwithani82
2007-12-19 01:34 am UTC (link)
Indeed. Among the douchiest.

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[info]jeffreyab
2007-12-18 08:59 pm UTC (link)
We have the same problem at the library. If the slot cover does not get put back for what ever reason people drop books through the slot onto the bare and dirty floor.

Have you tried taping the slot shut during the day?

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[info]nick_kaufmann
2007-12-18 09:00 pm UTC (link)
We've talked about it, but we're all certain that someone will forget to untape it when they close and no one will be able to drop off their movies.

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[info]benpayne
2007-12-18 09:15 pm UTC (link)
How bizarre. I wonder what, in that guy's mind, he *expected* the reaction to be, next time he came in to rent something...?

Anyway, the banning sounds more than justified.

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[info]nick_kaufmann
2007-12-18 09:21 pm UTC (link)
Assholes don't think about consequences. I'm sure he believes everything will be fine the next time he comes by. And when he's told he's banned, I'm sure he'll make a big stink and curse some more. That's why we keep a baseball bat behind the counter.

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[info]admnaismith
2007-12-18 10:08 pm UTC (link)

Do you have "Attitude Adjuster" written in large letters on your baseball bat? Enquiring minds want to Know!

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[info]nick_kaufmann
2007-12-18 10:32 pm UTC (link)
No, but now I want to write it on there!

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[info]sclerotic_rings
2007-12-18 11:49 pm UTC (link)
"DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?"

*THWOCK* "No, but your forehead reads 'Louisville Slugger' backwards."

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[info]teratologist
2007-12-18 09:42 pm UTC (link)
He probably thinks that other people are extremely sophisticated appliances for his convenience, and expects the same reaction that he'd get if he cussed out the computer for not booting fast enough or the refrigerator for being in the wrong place at night and making him stub his toe.

Or, conversely, he may still be riding the tiny adrenaline high off of sticking it to society as personified by a video store clerk.

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[info]nick_kaufmann
2007-12-18 10:32 pm UTC (link)
Winner!

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[info]jeffpalmatier
2007-12-18 11:52 pm UTC (link)
I'm guessing that this guy gets a lot of blank looks from people which he interprets as: "Yeah, I told them. It's so obvious that I'm right that they knew they couldn't say anything back to me!" He doesn't realize that the reason why people don't bother to argue with him is because people realize--correctly--that some people are so stupid and/or goofy that there's no point in trying to reason with them.

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[info]possumqueen
2007-12-19 01:26 pm UTC (link)
YES! *applause* Perfectly said. Same with Teratologist above.

I'd also fully expect him to start in with "You must be either high or delusional! You forget to take your meds today?" You know it's coming. ;)

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[info]jeffpalmatier
2007-12-19 05:07 pm UTC (link)
Thanks!

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[info]samhenderson
2007-12-18 09:19 pm UTC (link)
I find it enormously satisfying that you did that.

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[info]nick_kaufmann
2007-12-18 09:22 pm UTC (link)
Life's too short to have to deal with assholes on a regular basis.

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[info]horrorofitall
2007-12-18 09:19 pm UTC (link)
And charge him for a replacement DVD since that one got dusty from the floor.

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[info]nick_kaufmann
2007-12-18 09:23 pm UTC (link)
Ha!

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[info]relby
2007-12-18 09:57 pm UTC (link)
Just be careful not to antagonize the crazies around the holidays-- especially on Smith Street. :)

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[info]nick_kaufmann
2007-12-18 10:33 pm UTC (link)
We have a petition in to rename it Entitlement Street.

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[info]admnaismith
2007-12-18 10:09 pm UTC (link)
::high-fives::

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[info]diseased_inside
2007-12-18 10:22 pm UTC (link)
How much of a fucking douche do you have to be? Not you but the customer in question. That sort of thing is what ruined me for retail and working places where we weren't allowed to ban anyone and had to eat a lot of shit from rude people.

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[info]nick_kaufmann
2007-12-18 10:34 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, retail definitely makes you cynical and bitter.

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[info]sclerotic_rings
2007-12-18 11:47 pm UTC (link)
Agreed, especially when the managers make all sorts of noises about how they're there to cover you and then the managers cave the moment the jerkwads start to whine.

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[info]jefffunk
2007-12-18 10:51 pm UTC (link)
Good for you, Nick. Rude people suck. Wish I could be there the next time he tries to rent from you. If he does, please post an update. I'd love to hear how you dealt with him!

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[info]nick_kaufmann
2007-12-18 10:55 pm UTC (link)
I hope I find out! I'm leaving January 5, so there's a chance I won't.

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[info]sclerotic_rings
2007-12-18 11:45 pm UTC (link)
Good for you. Business suit type?

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[info]nick_kaufmann
2007-12-19 05:11 am UTC (link)
Nope, he was a hoodie-wearing doofus.

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Fuckin' PATRON!!
[info]jewellwelles
2007-12-19 01:24 am UTC (link)
Oh, my God. We see equivalent shit like this in the theatre all the time. What is wrong with people? Asshole, asshole, asshole. Banning was too good for him!

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Re: Fuckin' PATRON!!
[info]nick_kaufmann
2007-12-19 05:12 am UTC (link)
This sense of entitlement is rampant in New York!

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[info]kelliwithani82
2007-12-19 01:40 am UTC (link)
We used to get types like this at Regal. Somehow, they'd have a girlfriend or friend who'd talk them down from making a bigger stink--those folks must have had a helluva lot of patience. Hope this guy has one such buddy so he doesn't cause a ruckus down the road.

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[info]nick_kaufmann
2007-12-19 05:13 am UTC (link)
He has someone I assume is his girlfriend on the account also. I'm surprised this guy has a girlfriend at all!

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[info]cinriter
2007-12-19 04:35 am UTC (link)
My faves are the parents whose nightmarish brats gleefully tear up your store, then if you ask them to stop the parents scream at YOU, not the tiny monsters.

Those kids then grow up to yell "Suck my dick" as retail clerks.

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[info]nick_kaufmann
2007-12-19 05:14 am UTC (link)
We have a few customers who let their tykes run rampant through the store. I hate it, especially because the really little ones like to grab DVDs off the shelf and put them somewhere else entirely. Actually, now that I think of it, we have adults who do that too. At least the toddlers have the excuse of not being able to read!

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[info]cinriter
2007-12-19 04:36 am UTC (link)
Oh, and Nick? Please murder this guy in a story, okay?

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[info]nick_kaufmann
2007-12-19 05:15 am UTC (link)
Consider it done. Oh, in a story? Yeah, maybe.

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[info]melindadansky
2007-12-20 06:14 pm UTC (link)
Wow. You'd think the dude would buy a Netflix account. They have little return slots *all over* the city.

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[info]nick_kaufmann
2007-12-20 11:05 pm UTC (link)
He may have to resort to it!

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