International Bon Vivant and Raconteur ([info]nick_kaufmann) wrote,
@ 2006-08-17 09:36:00
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The Zombies Are Here
On my way to the KGB Bar last night to hear [info]shunn and Elizabeth Bear read, I saw my first zombie. He was shuffling down Second Avenue, his face torn up and bruised, his clothes scuffed and wet with blood. One shoe was half off his foot.

This being the East Village, I didn't think much of it. I figured he was just a crazy person, so I averted my eyes, which is what you do with crazy people on the New York sidewalk, and just let him lumber past me. But I kept noticing people turning and looking back in his direction. Then, farther up the block, I saw a fire truck parked at the curb, its lights flashing. The firemen were folding up an empty stretcher, scratching their heads and staring after him with a look of Why is that guy walking? (In NYC, firemen respond to medical 911 calls - they're trained in CPR and can often get to the scene before the ambulance does.)

Across from them, on the sidewalk in front of a small bodega, was one of the biggest pools of blood I've ever seen.

I kept walking, but I couldn't escape the zombie. After grabbing a cup of iced coffee on Second Avenue and 10th Street, I backtracked to the KGB Bar. The firemen were gone, and someone had poured a gravelly substance over the blood. I rounded the corner of 4th Street only to discover the zombie was there. He had made it as far as the KGB Bar itself and collapsed on the steps. They were loading him into an ambulance.

That's when I heard someone had spotted the zombie lurching, bloody and broken, as far away as the D.B.A. bar on First Avenue and 2nd Street earlier. So the bloody spot on Second Avenue may not have been the original point of injury. However, it may have been a point of attack where the zombie bit someone.

Which means there might be another one out there. Right now.

Also, the reading was good.




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[info]mme_publisher
2006-08-17 03:51 pm UTC (link)
Wow...we don't get zombies out here in the woods...we pretty much have to rely on the mouth-breathing, monster truck-driving escapees from some future remake of "Deliverance" for entertainment.

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[info]nick_kaufmann
2006-08-17 05:20 pm UTC (link)
The zombie outbreak always starts in urban centers.

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[info]livia_llewellyn
2006-08-17 04:21 pm UTC (link)
Wow. I guess even the undead want to hear Elizabeth Bear read. She's that damn good!

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[info]nick_kaufmann
2006-08-17 05:22 pm UTC (link)
Actually, the zombies were there for [info]sarahlangan, but they move so slowly they were a month late.

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[info]shunn
2006-08-17 08:15 pm UTC (link)
I just wonder who in that KGB crowd he might have infected before running out of steam. I just ... ROOOOWWWWRRRRR.

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[info]nick_kaufmann
2006-08-17 08:16 pm UTC (link)
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

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[info]ecmyers
2006-08-17 09:20 pm UTC (link)
Man. I'm glad I was running late to the reading yesterday.

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[info]nick_kaufmann
2006-08-18 02:27 am UTC (link)
Running late? Because you were slow? LIKE THE UNDEAD!

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[info]cinriter
2006-08-18 04:17 am UTC (link)
We had a guy show up in my bookstore late one night last weekend in a business suit with his hair messed up, his glasses broken, his tie wildly askew, his dress shirt filthy, and PIECES OF A GODDAMNED CAR stuck to his clothes. One looked like most of a rubber armrest. Another was a little metal thing. He asked for internet books. We told him we didn't carry any. He didn't quite believe it. We reiterated. He left. My co-worker and I just turned to each other in disbelief.

The zombies in California can apparently talk and want to use the internet.

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[info]nick_kaufmann
2006-08-18 05:06 am UTC (link)
I guess it's true about them doing in undeath what they did in life.

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[info]jonathanreitan
2006-08-18 10:04 pm UTC (link)
Got the HWA program in the mail today. Thank you SOOOO much!

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[info]nick_kaufmann
2006-08-19 04:31 am UTC (link)
Great, I'm glad it arrived safely!

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