As one of her many wonderful anniversary gifts, Alexa surprised me with a brand new door knocker she knew I admired but had talked myself out of buying:

It’s a wolf! His head swings on a hinge and taps against a brass plate beneath it, thus alerting all the werewolves inside that a visitor has arrived--perhaps a girl in a red-hooded cloak!

Luckiest man alive? Why, yes. Yes, I am.

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Today, Alexa and I celebrate our first wedding anniversary! It’s hard to believe it’s been a whole year. Time is really flying. But to celebrate, last week I took her to see her favorite musical, Jesus Christ Superstar, on Broadway, and tonight we’re dining at the dim sum place in Chinatown where we ate after the ceremony. In the meantime, here are some pictures from the big day for you to enjoy:

As you can see, there was quite a crowd at our nuptials! Though I don’t know why Darkseid was there. He totally wasn’t invited. Wedding crasher. And he ate like six plates of chicken!

Here we are posing with our good friend Bruce Wayne Batman. He wore his best suit for the occasion. I’m glad he left the Joel Schumacher nipples at home, though.

Did I mention Alexa’s bouquet contained carnivorous pitcher plants? Yeah, I married the right gal. Here’s to many more years, sweetie!

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Today I honor our veterans by wishing for the day when we don’t need soldiers anymore.

Today I honor the fallen by wishing for the day when no one else falls.

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Spotted in Greenwich Village.

My favorite part is that the price stickers on the books read, “Imperialist tax included.”

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Wow, a TV show finally gets it right!

The series finale of Awake was stunning, and actually made it a perfect miniseries! (Also, it was one of the very few times I’ve ever seen that kind of ending work.) Well done, everyone involved!

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Have I mentioned that my wife has become a marathon-running machine? Not only did she do the More Magazine/Fitness Magazine Half Marathon back in April, last weekend she and her friend Laura did another one: The Superhero Half Marathon and Relay in Morris County, New Jersey! Benefitting Meals on Wheels and the American Cancer Society, participants of the race were encouraged to dress up as superheroes, either established characters or one of their own making. Here’s Alexa as her own superhero, the Poison Dart (note the homemade frog symbol):

There are a bunch of fun pictures of the race itself and other costumes at Flickr! (Also, it was announced that they had created a new Guinness world record of most superheroes in one place with nearly 1,700 superheroes on site! Woohoo!)

Now Alexa is taking a much-needed break from marathons and resting up for the next one in October: the Divas Half Marathon in Long Island!

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Now that the grueling search is over and all the paperwork is signed, I can tell you that I’ve finally landed an agent to represent my work to the trade. And that agent is none other than legendary superagent Richard Curtis! That’s right, somehow I’ve finagled my way into sharing an agent with Harlan Ellison, Dan Simmons, Kim Harrison, Greg Bear, and many other writers far better than I!

So if you have any rights inquiries regarding my work from now on, including foreign language, audio, and film & TV, you’ll need to contact Richard at:

Richard Curtis Associates, Inc.
171 East 74th Street
New York, NY 10021
Phone: (212) 772-7363
Fax: (212) 772-7393
rcurtis AT curtisagency DOT com

(You can find this information on the Contact page of my website, too.)

Please refrain from contacting him for anything other than rights inquiries. For example, do not contact him asking for my address, or what kind of flowers I like, or my favorite chocolates. I’m just saying. Also, please refrain from contacting him to tell him what a terrible mistake he’s made. I’m sure he already knows.

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My good friend Tom Piccirilli’s latest novel, and his very first in hardcover, The Last Kind Words, comes out next month from Bantam. A crime novel being compared to The Godfather and Mystic River for its literary depth and strength of characterization, it’s been getting crazy good advance reviews from the likes of bestselling authors Lee Child, James Rollins, and David Morrell, and is sure to be his breakout. Of course, as a crime writer who got his start writing horror, Tom is no stranger to blood or death. Here, in a guest post as part of his blog tour in advance of The Last Kind Word‘s release, Tom talks about blood, family, and staring his own mortality in the face. These are the things the best writers draw upon, folks. The personal things. The things that keep us up at night. The things that matter.

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Blood by Tom Piccirilli

I’ve been getting a chance to look at my blood a lot lately. According to my doc I have “metabolic syndrome” and that I’ve become “insulin resistant,” which are delicate phrases to describe the fact that I’m fat and lazy and headed towards diabetes if I don’t start getting some exercise. My blood sugar levels are wonky as hell and I have to keep watch. I have to stay vigilant. I have to prick my finger and test my glucose levels. Depending on where they fall I’ve got to spike myself with an insulin pen, which allows you to dial the correct dosage.

All in all it doesn’t hurt, but it can get a little messy. I have a tendency to bleed. My blood wells and pools and runs. And, of course, whenever I stab my finger I get to shout, “By a pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes!” My wife doesn’t think I’m funny, but I swear, I’m a hoot.

I flashback to when my mother who, in her last few years, had late life diabetes. She also had to do all this shit with needles. It was harder back then. She had keep bottles of insulin in the fridge. She had to make sure to eat or she’d go into a fugue state and pass out. I clearly recall one day when she stared at me like she had no idea who I was. I had to repeat to her, “Ma? Ma? Are you all right? Do you know who I am?” She didn’t. My aunt had to jam cake into her until she came back to herself. I watched her memories of me return to her eyes. It’s a spooky thing, kids, having your own ma look at you like you’re a stranger who just climbed in the kitchen window.

So part of my blood is her blood, the legacy of her blood. As mine wells from the pinpricks and pools at my fingertip, a bead of my history, full of my parents and grandparents, my forefathers, my ancestors clubbing sabertooths, I can almost hear each one of them in turn taking account. These are people who sailed over Italy in steerage with $5 in their pockets, who worked in sweatshops eighteen hours a day, who fought wars. My father lied about his age so he could enter the Navy at sixteen. Six-fucking-teen. No fatass “metabolic syndrome” for him. Fuck no. He was out there protecting the country, sailing around the Phillippines, sticking shells into those long guns on the deck, his friends dying. When I look into my blubbery sugary blood I see him there, I feel him there. I see him watching me with a face dark with sadness and disappointment.

My blood drips onto the pretty flower calendar I use to record my results. The insulin is helping. The meds are helping. The numbers grow progressively lower. Today is May 15. In twelve days I turn 47. My old man died at 46. I always felt like there was a line drawn in the sand, like I would never last this long. Some kind of cosmic balance would need to bump me off before 47. So now I wonder if my heart will give out over the next twelve days. If I’ll dig too deeply with the needle and hit something vital and suddenly arterial spray will paint the walls, and they’ll find me with my face on the pretty flower calendar. I wonder if it’s bound to happen. I wonder if I’m somehow continuing to tempt fate. I wonder if the wicked thing is still coming closer. Or if, in fact, it’s already here.

Tom Piccirilli is the author of more than twenty novels including The Last Kind Words, Shadow Season, The Cold Spot, The Coldest Mile, and A Choir of Ill Children. He’s won two International Thriller Awards and four Bram Stoker Awards, as well as having been nominated for the Edgar, the World Fantasy Award, the Macavity, and Le Grand Prix de l’Imaginaire. You can read all about him online at tompiccirilli.com and visit his blog at thecoldspot.blogspot.com.

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And the horror micropress shits all over itself again, once again proving how little they actually care about the genre or its writers. Read this account of unbelievably shoddy treatment of an author by Undead Press. I’d already suspected Undead Press wasn’t worth working with just from looking at their website and their output, but now, thanks to one brave author speaking out, we all know they’re to be avoided at all goddamn costs.

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NBC has canceled their new drama Awake. It’s too bad. I think Awake was the only new program from the past season I was still watching. (Terra Nova, Persons of Interest, Grimm, and Once Upon a Time all got dumped from your faithful TV Nerd’s schedule pretty quickly in yet another lackluster TV season.) However, I suspect the reason I liked Awake so much may be the same reason it didn’t take off with viewers. It was slow and overly thoughtful, but most importantly, it didn’t have a mythology.

In the story of a man shuffling between two realities, one where his son died in a car accident six months ago but his wife survived, and one where his wife died and son survived, Awake did an admirable job of avoiding the paranormal. There was no talk of mysticism, or the supernatural, or God/angels at work; no mention of aliens or scientific theories about parallel universes or alternate timelines. Awake played it entirely psychological. In fact, I was starting to suspect that neither reality was the truth, and that Michael Britten was dreaming all of this in his own post-crash coma. How else to explain the clues leaking from one reality to the other when Michael is trying to solve crimes during his day job as a detective with the LAPD?

Awake did falter in the one place where it followed time-worn TV tropes, though, and that’s with the shadowy corrupt-cop conspiracy that apears to have been behind the fateful car crash. Ho-hum, says I. It’s completely unnecessary in a show with its own built-in hook. I suppose they felt it needed something because otherwise there would be no forward movement, just the same switching back and forth ad infinitum, since any forward movement in the main situation would threaten to bring it to resolution (the same narrative problem that plagues Once Upon a Time and a thousand other high-concept TV dramas), but the whole conspiracy angle felt so by-the-numbers that I rolled my eyes through every rote “I want Britten gone!” scene. I would have been much happier with episodes like last week’s, where Michael found himself stuck in one reality with his wife and unable to reach the other with his son, and potentially forced to finally face up to the loss of his son in the accident. It was gripping stuff, I thought, but apparently not gripping enough. Ratings for Awake steadily declined since the premiere.

Two more episodes remain, and I believe NBC will be airing them this week and next week. I can’t imagine much will happen in them outside of the conspiracy nonsense and an annoying cliffhanger that won’t be resolved by a second season, but I’ll tune in anyway because I like the central conceit and want to see what, if anything, they do with it. But alas, I doubt there will be any closure or resolution before Awake closes its eyes for good.

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